KELLY 陈锴莉 28th december 1988 _Capricorn_ a girl who's irritatingly lovable uncontrollerably noisy extremely cheerful superbly stubborn,attitude,demanding if you thinks you know me, read my blog and think again. tagSss before you leave~~~(: Kindly leave if anything here irritates you ! enjoy reading peeps(:
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NO.1 BF dardar
*best bestiie eric,meifeng,fulin,wenhan
*hao jie mei JOHN&BERNARD
*Bro CHRIS
*Best frz BERNISE
*childhood bud JUNHAO
♥all her GirlfriendsSss♥
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Contented to have you all with me. ^^
LOVE YA ALL
...cravings
-PSP/DS with hello kitty or melody case
-Trip to TAIWAN&HK
-Star Curise
-Sky Dining
-Pink VAIO LapTop
-night safari
-Choach Handbag
-Get my hairdo-dye hair,rebond hair ,perm hair
-DKNY watchesblack/white
-COACH sling bag
-GUCCI hp strap
-GUCCI/DIOR wallet
-red anges B tote bag
-Burberry Tote bag
-Ride on the s'pore flyer with dardar
-driving license(if i become more daring)
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-new Tiffany & Co necklaces,bracelet
-Tiffany & Co couple ring
-Armani Exchange tee for dear -Ralph Lauren Big Pony Tote Handbag - GUCCI handbag/bag -a PINK colour digital cam
-LongChamp(red)tote bag (black)handbag -27 dresses?lols
-GUESS watch
-to dolphin lagoon again
-★a SMILE that last forever★
THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE funny yet true.....
Don't need to spend a lot of money to attend any Management course. This free lessons will give you the gist of it.
Lesson 1: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love o f my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 2 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not. 'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 3 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 4 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
KELLY
LOVES of my life*
